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2000 career advice: dress for the job you want

2020 career advice: end capitalism

WELL, BOYS AND GIRLS, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR POPSICLES, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT TO GET SCALDING HOT IN THE **SUN CHAMBER**

"I'm Renée Montagne, those pianos were dangerous"

I've just released v0.2.0 of mastotool, a little command-line helper that lets you search for toots and display statistics about your Mastodon account.

Check it out:
github.com/muesli/mastotool

I can't believe how strongly I smell my downstairs neighbor's deodorant

seem to have met someone I could fall in love with

hello, I am the only person who hates a beloved poster of videos on the internet. I must never speak of this.

I got very little sleep as previously mentioned, but I discovered upon arriving at work that I am in a frighteningly manic good mood. I fear I've scared my coworkers... I've definitely unsettled myself

I heartily embrace the idea "I'll sleep when I'm dead" because I feel dead rn, so maybe I'm actually about to sleep instead of drinking this coffee and going to work

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hey German pals: planning to spend a long weekend in Leipzig, first time visiting. any tips?

deutsche Masto-Freunde: bald verbringe ich ein langes Wochenende in Leipzig, wird mein erster Besuch sein. Tipps?

wow. both the daily and weekly R0 sank dramatically between yesterday and today. i guess Monday was the accumulator for a lot of the weekend cases.

> Reproduktionszahl „R“: Wert 1,07 → auf Grün
> (Hinweis: Der aktuelle 7-Tages R-Wert für Berlin liegt bei 1,09)

berlin.de/sen/gpg/service/pres

This is why you do not ever give an inch on hateful speech. It is not "fun" or "harmless," nor is it about "free speech." It is a testing of the waters, a rattling of the locks to see how far they can go, then farther, and farther. Don't give bigots your tacit agreement that you value their company more than the safety of marginalized groups. They acted against the basic rules of social behavior. Treat them like it.

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a slice of @datn's dating life:

* find nice person on dating site
* concoct authentic but charming message
* for once, receive nice response!
* two back & forths, then nada for 5 days.
* I spin the plate today, saying I actually had comparatively high hopes for our interaction
* she writes back! tells me not to be "square", she was just busy

oh how I wanted to mash "unmatch"! yes, that's all it takes -- my soul is a little bird.

sticking with it. let's see what happens. ughhhhh

hey German pals: planning to spend a long weekend in Leipzig, first time visiting. any tips?

deutsche Masto-Freunde: bald verbringe ich ein langes Wochenende in Leipzig, wird mein erster Besuch sein. Tipps?

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