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in england skinny boys are called assless chaps

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Yes, of course I want a rotary cell phone.

The power switch is an actual slide switch. No holding down a stupid button to make it turn off and not being sure it really is turning off or what. justine-haupt.com/rotarycellph

"Sometimes I hear your voice in my head
But I'm used to living in impossible darkness"

--Push Push, "Atom Bomb"

I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S FOR A DENTAL CLEANING AD

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#Mastodon 3.1 is out! 🎉

github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/

Among other things, bookmarks, admin announcements with emoji reactions, improvements to mod tools and loads of other fixes!

oh good the ex blocked me on WhatsApp and is now sending me a zillion texts

I just realized also that my past two girlfriends both took vocal exception to a song choice on a mixtape (each to a different one) and that is something I would never do

sure wish I could care about the current state of American politics. after all, that'd mean I wasn't having a bottom-drop-out personal self-esteem crisis

sometimes I look at chunks of text like this and think it could easily be from a 15-minutes-into-the-future SF artwork

also what's wrong with the tip of fake Lin-Manuel's index finger?

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never seen two happier guys than these two from a crappy ad. I'd be sad just to be dressed that badly, leaving aside for the moment the woes of capitalism

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magnifique, chef's kiss, a single tear runs down my cheek

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