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that's right, v3.0.1. sorry for the delay, snooky-choodles.

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So I'm sure you're all familiar with the UN projection of the Earth that puts the Arctic at the center and shows all the land, but let me present to you the inverse of that, the Spilhaus projection, which centers the map on Antarctica and shows the world's ocean as the single, continuous mass of water that it is.

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(still regenerating ElasticSearch indices tho)

v3.0.0, my friendly happy bean-grit snerp quamps.

love that my partially numb left side is slowly waking up these past days

HATE that the process is at odds with my falling asleep ughhhhh

hey Mastodon I had a stroke three weeks ago and now I'm home again. life is weird

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not that it wouldn't be fucking 100% on the nose for product messaging aimed at Germans

I strongly believe that the slogan on this package of tea is saying, "With our product you see what you're drinking, and it also makes you poop a lot."

German speakers, please help me come to an alternate conclusion! I cannot unsee this winking, highly scatological interpretation.

on opening my second package of the tea today, I finally noticed the slogan on the box:

last year I found a quite tasty variety of loose green tea at a local supermarket and just finished my first big packet of it. the packets are cardboard boxes with a big window displaying the loose tea for the drinker's contemplation through the wall of the plastic bag inside.

seriously why do people text from completely unknown numbers for the first time in months/years and only say "Hey!"

got no time or desire to Columbo this shit

it's weird how I used to hate Sundays and now I deeply relish the arrival of a Sunday so I can hide myself away inside it like it's a goddamn tauntaun nautilus

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