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typo notwithstanding, i do what Dr. Joint Pain tells me to, because of what i know they are capable of

"cat hazmat burger!!" -my friends mom trying to give an example of a meme

'The trouble is that some children are timorous and some children are reckless, and in order to save the lives of reckless children, warnings are calibrated for their safety, the result of which is that the timorous live in a state of perpetual terror. What I needed to be told is, "You know what? Most days, you won’t die. It’s fine."' -- David Mitchell

the vibe of this particular morning in Berlin I would describe as "sprowf"

The Matrix is unrealistic because it's a movie where a black man and a woman tell a straight white man that everything he knows is wrong, and he just accepts that.

Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

that's right, vegetarians and vegans never counted to begin with

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I finally got a huge amount of sleep, now feel like a piece of burnt bacon, once inviting to all but rendered unenjoyable except to a very small few with odd tastes

I bought it like so many times in the past

but this time the dude who sold it to me had a voice like that silly scrunchy voice that Helge Schneider uses

didn't think that was real, thought he was fucking with me, almost laughed in his face

but if he was fucking with me, he was top-notch and deserves my respect, never broke

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going to the Dr. Bronners store to buy a big bottle of soap

that's right

a store full of Dr. Bronners and nothing else

why isn't anyone snapping up this street copy of Jewel's poetry in German translation

I got to explain the .me TLD to the guy checking me into my capsule hotel yesterday (at his very puzzled request)

an unexpected joy

Mastodon has died out, and many blame Clovis hunters for causing the Pleistocene Mass Extinction

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