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ok so apparently fisting is not some cool slang for puppeteering and i just want to be clear i did not know this when i stated "i would love to fist big bird"

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falling down a algorithm t-shirt hole. Big Karen Energy on this one

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It has been more than a year since US news websites have stopped working. I'm annoyed.

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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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the ENTHUSIASTIC nerdy white guy who scanned my ticket said unprompted and with great relish, "it's AWESOME"

I'm like, stop killing my boner dude

they're playing the full consecutive Pulp Fiction soundtrack before the show

including dialogue snippets

shit

I'm the youngest person in the cinema for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

and I'm OLD

THE SERVER IS NOT WORKING TODAY

but I still win because club sandwich and afternoon showing of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

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you know how in video games moving to the right feels more natural than to the left? yeah anyway thats how i became racist

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A day in the life of filling out security questionnaires:

Question 837: Do you do X? Yes/No

Question 838: X. Do you do it? Yes/No

Question 839: Is X done by you? Yes/No

Question 840: You do X, don't you? Yes/No

Question 841: ADMIT IT YOU DON'T DO X NO ONE DOES. Yes/No

Question 842: Seriously? You X? Right on! Yes/No

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