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1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

the ENTHUSIASTIC nerdy white guy who scanned my ticket said unprompted and with great relish, "it's AWESOME"

I'm like, stop killing my boner dude

they're playing the full consecutive Pulp Fiction soundtrack before the show

including dialogue snippets

shit

I'm the youngest person in the cinema for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

and I'm OLD

THE SERVER IS NOT WORKING TODAY

but I still win because club sandwich and afternoon showing of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

you know how in video games moving to the right feels more natural than to the left? yeah anyway thats how i became racist

A day in the life of filling out security questionnaires:

Question 837: Do you do X? Yes/No

Question 838: X. Do you do it? Yes/No

Question 839: Is X done by you? Yes/No

Question 840: You do X, don't you? Yes/No

Question 841: ADMIT IT YOU DON'T DO X NO ONE DOES. Yes/No

Question 842: Seriously? You X? Right on! Yes/No

i'm gonna go to the billiards place, order a club sandwich and flirt with the server who flirted with me on Monday when i had a cold

:promoted: Promoted by Third Age

someday i will gain a deep understanding of the core meaning of "no niin" in Finnish, the crystal that refracts all the other specific meanings, and on that day i will die

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