@tasnyx "This will fully fund six depressing documentaries"

I had noticed he was aggressively clutching some coins in line but I guess I just thought "money stuff is related"

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a very sweaty tourist ahead of me in the ATM line took very little time, then said go ahead to me. I asked him in German if it was OK, and he responded forlornly in English: "It doesn't take coins"

I said "yep, it's an ATM"

He said sorrowfully "then how do I buy a ticket?"

I directed him to the ticket machines which I hope he didn't try to extract money from

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Hey, I have a blind friend who might want to join us on the Fediverse. Does anyone have a guide to accessibility etc that might be more useful than me just sending her a link to an instance?

@wandrew Jack T. Potato to be precise. and in American he's Bake D. Potato

typo notwithstanding, i do what Dr. Joint Pain tells me to, because of what i know they are capable of

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"cat hazmat burger!!" -my friends mom trying to give an example of a meme

'The trouble is that some children are timorous and some children are reckless, and in order to save the lives of reckless children, warnings are calibrated for their safety, the result of which is that the timorous live in a state of perpetual terror. What I needed to be told is, "You know what? Most days, you won’t die. It’s fine."' -- David Mitchell

@bouncinglime i'm 100% uninterested in interacting with that individual. unless my users want me to act otherwise, i will leave it at a suspension.

@bouncinglime oh, do you mean fedichive? i have that instance blocked.

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