I AM DONE WITH THE BIG TRANSLATION

CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON

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do you know what the PRC calls censorship? harmonization 和諧 (héxié)

do you know what the slang term is? river crab 河蟹 (héxiè)

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sometimes a family is 200,000 strangers collectively shitting their pants togther

regardless of future marshmallows, I can now confidently state that it was a flat concrete floor.

@morley that's the worst! wishing you two a quick recovery from the snot tornado. (the video of Ardith with conjunctivitis still haunts me)

this year I finally started to learn how the things I create look like mush coming from my hand, and then they collapse and solidify like a cookie and turn out round, suddenly full of obvious intention, sometimes even delicious.

discovery: I am always creating inside an invisible oven

@auntiekiki i find a couple layers of fine cheesecloth to be a useful steeping tool for too-finely-ground tea.

so yeah, i guess sometimes naked ladies sitting on clouds of marshmallow cushion can feel like a flat concrete floor.

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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@bouncinglime @Mj ooh, I like this "bab" thing! rhymes with "fab"?

@morley I'm so happy for you! big best wishes. incidentally, do you know Emily Esch? another Bay Area ->that part of CO transplant. instagram.com/emesch?utm_sourc

falling tunnel update: the woman in question sang me a Townes van Zandt song this afternoon. tonight I went to see a singer from Portland here in Berlin and she covered that song at the end of the show. MADNESS

I am falling down a long deep pit, at the bottom of which is either my next true love on a cushion of marshmallows or a flat concrete floor. stay tuned to find out which, kids!

2,405 words to go on my novel with 5.5 hours to go. words written today as catchup: 5,749. i got this

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