@stephaniewalter Eierpunsch has wine in it... which places it in the same category as *shudder* Eierlikör


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Dear everyone who is considering making a video of yourself talking rather than just writing the *exact same words* into a text file, a blog post or a PDF:

Unless you're specifically targeting people who literally cannot read...

Please don't.

Sincerely, A Person Who Doesn't Have Literal Free Hours To Hear You Slooooowly Say Something It Would Take Me Five Seconds To Read And Also I Can Ctrl-F It

@natecull this also applies to voice messages on messaging apps

just going to sit here and listen to the Carpenters safe in the knowledge that anyone who judges me for it leads a hollow life

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@archadia (source: I have beloved relatives in North Carolina) "well bless your heart" is one of those phrases that can mean MANY things, but I think the meaning you want verified is "you are really stupid but I suppose I accept you"

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yes I am in fact watching the second half of the last season of The Good Place on 1.5x speed and it is

* awesome
* still too slow

@fribbledom i voted yes, but i speak German so I enable seeing German posts.

if you want a way to make it to the fitness pep rally, if you want to rock an actual coach who will make you change your mindset to one that values hard work, if you want to push yourself through a small in this world, it is you, the hungry beast, that should be there.

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

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i wish The Mandalorian was good because it's so PRETTY

@Anke no questions; this is great! i had no idea Lidl sold SodaStream. i'm completely in agreement about the glass bottles -- i used to own the Penguin model with glass carafes. i can't believe the Crystal is so cheap at Lidl now!

thanks a million! :)

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clocking in at the dopa mines for another long shift of becoming able to do things

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