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my pretzel stick fell into my tea dregs and i did NOT MOVE TO SAVE IT

hey, remember Orkut? this is a song that TV's Spatch, an internet acquaintance and (at the time) fellow Orkut fan, recorded and sang waaaaay back in... 2004?

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whenever i think about the Democrats tearing apart their own nominee

tfw i think back on my failed relationships and then consider having another

sometimes I look at chunks of text like this and think it could easily be from a 15-minutes-into-the-future SF artwork

never seen two happier guys than these two from a crappy ad. I'd be sad just to be dressed that badly, leaving aside for the moment the woes of capitalism

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Expats, those who have left their home towns, travelers and freaks are especially welcome.