My impression of the birds at my feeder today:

Chickadees: oh hey what’s up imma just snack here real quick yum bye see you in a minute

Grackle: HEY does anyone work here, HEY the buffet needs refilling, hellOOOO

Finches: oh my god, stop standing there, you’re SO RUDE, I’m calling my boyfriend. (Boyfriend arrives. In unison:) fuck off, this is our table!! (I go inside) SO rude, we really should complain

Woodpecker: ʇɐǝ oʇ ǝɯᴉʇ 'lɐd ǝɹǝɥʇ ᴉH

@datn I do! Though only the one male visits my feeder.

@datn it’s not like Houston where you walk through angry gangs of them just to go to the HEB.

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