datn ✅ @datn@spanner.works

heute erfahren, und unglaublich cool:
Menschen mit niedrigem oder ohne Einkommen können sich beim Checkpoint in Berlin Neukölln *kostenlos* PrEP verschreiben lassen, um sich gehen eine HIV-Neuinfektion zu schützen.
(Normalerweise kostet PrEP in 🇩🇪 60€/Monat)

doctor says to guy, "go visit Pagliacci, a famous proctologist in our town." and this guy says, "butt doctor,

take a shower if ya nasty

Nazis deserve death boost if u agree

if another film nerd asks me if i've seen lucas in love ever again im going to perform the entirety of the cgi alien jabba palace singing performance thing

Since it came up in an earlier tweet, "all y'all" is perfectly grammatically sensible. If you are in a group of seven people, "Y'all are idiots" might mean just three or four of them. "All y'all are idiots" means all seven. #TheMoreYouKnow #TennesseeEdition

Hey now, you're a big shot, you think you're so big
Well I'm Ozymandias and look what *I* did

All that's left there is sand
Only shooting stars light the land

Somebody once told me
There's a statue in the Gobi
That's mostly gone from over the knees
Visage lying in the sand
With a sneer of cold command
Cuz the sculptor knew how to please

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Empires falling and statues crumbling
Check out the words he left behind
On the statue in the desert that nobody can find:

I’m putting this hole punch that punches cow-shaped holes on the giveaway table in my apartment building’s lobby and I thought I should really market it right

Sure would be cool if Planned Parenthood of Delaware would stop inviting me to cocktail parties, please just use the money I give you for abortions

if I were aunt beru I would simply serve the stormtroopers some delicious blue milk and not resist because I have nothing to hide