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I love you so
you show me things I want to know
you help me make my way round town
and every week I burn you down

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spider plant, spider plant

does whatever a spider can't

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starting to realize that when I run out of spoons, it's often because I am inadvertently running a fucking Spoon Library, with 80% of the stock checked out to others at any given moment... and no overdue fees.

every anarchist has one girlfriend who is more anarchist than them and if you follow this chain to the heart of the polycule you find the leader of antifa

It’s Bi Visibility Day? Dammit. My superpowers are useless today!

I couldn't sleep so I ate half the food in the kitchen while my gf snored in the other room, and then I doomscrolled the birdsite waiting for my CBD gummy to take effect.

solid strategy for never sleeping or feeling emotions again

subtoot I guess, 2020 

People aren't all "let's just try and get through 2020" because they believe 2021 will be magically better, they're doing it because they are overwhelmed and need to mentally parcel out the time to remain functional. People do this all the time. Sometimes I have to do it day by day. I do consider the longer term, but I can only meaningfully plan what I can do *today*.

You aren't saying anything profound, unknown or kind with your "it's not just about 2020!" hot takes.

I pomodoro'd my fear-of-failure ass into starting an art project, my goal is to fucking finish it today, I'm stating my intentions

hate when i labor day and night over the port bow and, after 72 hours of herculean labor as the men mill about behind me anxiously, I pull a flashing marlin from the sea as easily as a weed from the ground, from flower to root

he did use the formal "you", unlike some kids who rang my doorbell the other day back home, wanting in the bldg to play with their friend. (and I was wearing a black leather jacket, which drew some eyes from the mostly Columbia-clad beachcombers.)

but c'mon, Rolf.

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German vacationers really don't care about falling into stereotypes. I got back from a lovely long walk along the beach and a little tow-headed 7-year-old goggled at me in the hotel hallway and said, half aggressive and half fearful, "Are you NEW?"

yeah, kid, I'm new. here are my papers.

or maybe not. federated timeline is alive. maybe just nobody I follow is posting.

timezones :(

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erp, I think is barfing like I assume Kevin Spacey does at some point in "Nine Lives"

The feeling of holding a woman's hand boost if you agree

Me, when I first heard about furries: ah, some people like to think about being a wolf. I get it

Every furry bio I see now: I'm an elk-tiger, part truck, I have wings but they only exist in the dream dimension, and sometimes I'm 5,000 feet tall

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Expats, those who have left their home towns, travelers and freaks are especially welcome.