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starting to realize that when I run out of spoons, it's often because I am inadvertently running a fucking Spoon Library, with 80% of the stock checked out to others at any given moment... and no overdue fees.

I AM DONE WITH THE BIG TRANSLATION

CHRISTMAS IS BACK ON

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do you know what the PRC calls censorship? harmonization 和諧 (héxié)

do you know what the slang term is? river crab 河蟹 (héxiè)

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sometimes a family is 200,000 strangers collectively shitting their pants togther

regardless of future marshmallows, I can now confidently state that it was a flat concrete floor.

this year I finally started to learn how the things I create look like mush coming from my hand, and then they collapse and solidify like a cookie and turn out round, suddenly full of obvious intention, sometimes even delicious.

discovery: I am always creating inside an invisible oven

so yeah, i guess sometimes naked ladies sitting on clouds of marshmallow cushion can feel like a flat concrete floor.

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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falling tunnel update: the woman in question sang me a Townes van Zandt song this afternoon. tonight I went to see a singer from Portland here in Berlin and she covered that song at the end of the show. MADNESS

I am falling down a long deep pit, at the bottom of which is either my next true love on a cushion of marshmallows or a flat concrete floor. stay tuned to find out which, kids!

2,405 words to go on my novel with 5.5 hours to go. words written today as catchup: 5,749. i got this

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Is my desire to eat this spicy chicken sandwich stronger than my desire to lay naked in bed?

nothing like an inexplicable outage to get me to upgrade to the latest version -- v.2.6.3, ye tiny grains of eraser dust.

woke up and spanner was not serving mastodon for some reason. restarting fixed it. timelines might be briefly async, that's the only problem i can currently see. i'll try to get to the bottom of it when i'm not writing 8k words for nanowrimo --

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shout, shout, let it all shout
these are the shouts, i can do a shout
so come on, i'm shouting at you
so come on

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