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DuckDuckGo
I love you so
you show me things I want to know
you help me make my way round town
and every week I burn you down

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spider plant, spider plant

does whatever a spider can't

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starting to realize that when I run out of spoons, it's often because I am inadvertently running a fucking Spoon Library, with 80% of the stock checked out to others at any given moment... and no overdue fees.

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Dear everyone who is considering making a video of yourself talking rather than just writing the *exact same words* into a text file, a blog post or a PDF:

Unless you're specifically targeting people who literally cannot read...

Please don't.

Sincerely, A Person Who Doesn't Have Literal Free Hours To Hear You Slooooowly Say Something It Would Take Me Five Seconds To Read And Also I Can Ctrl-F It

just going to sit here and listen to the Carpenters safe in the knowledge that anyone who judges me for it leads a hollow life

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yes I am in fact watching the second half of the last season of The Good Place on 1.5x speed and it is

* awesome
* still too slow

if you want a way to make it to the fitness pep rally, if you want to rock an actual coach who will make you change your mindset to one that values hard work, if you want to push yourself through a small in this world, it is you, the hungry beast, that should be there.

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

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i wish The Mandalorian was good because it's so PRETTY

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clocking in at the dopa mines for another long shift of becoming able to do things

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I like it when people enthusiastically pronounce it "GEH-nau"

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also Smetana's The Moldau can still make me cry

something in the deli aisle made me cry.

WHERE ARE YOU, KHAELA, when i need you?

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we are entering the time of year where you must be on guard and ever vigilant against all Gregs and their attempts to offer you a cool glass of Gregnog in hopes you weren't listening that closely. be wary.

Craigs never avail themselves to this awful prank as they are all lawful neutral.

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