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I love you so
you show me things I want to know
you help me make my way round town
and every week I burn you down

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spider plant, spider plant

does whatever a spider can't

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starting to realize that when I run out of spoons, it's often because I am inadvertently running a fucking Spoon Library, with 80% of the stock checked out to others at any given moment... and no overdue fees.

i hard-deleted my FB account (and also my alt) over 6 months ago, and i warned folks for over a year before that. but people are still super surprised -- "I couldn't find you! how weird! anyway here's this incredibly important news"

Remember Clearview AI, the firm with the huge database of face photos scraped from social media & shared with law enforcement w/out consent?

In this podcast interview, @kashhill explains her journey to expose the company & what it could mean for society.

Smash Mouth, working as mob enforcers: nice place you got here. be a real shame if someBODY

Here are some candy hearts written by the neural net GPT-2. It's one of the most powerful text-generating neural nets out there, but I don't think it really knows what is expected of a candy heart.

im at a point where simply typing 'd' into my address bar autocompletes to "RealClearPolitics – 2020 – Latest 2020 Democratic Presidential Primary Polls"

I wish to be accomplished

in every thinkable sense of the phrase

and when I say I don't even know, I fucking mean that I have no... I can't... I DO NOT EEVEN KNOW

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in england skinny boys are called assless chaps

Yes, of course I want a rotary cell phone.

The power switch is an actual slide switch. No holding down a stupid button to make it turn off and not being sure it really is turning off or what.

"Sometimes I hear your voice in my head
But I'm used to living in impossible darkness"

--Push Push, "Atom Bomb"

#Mastodon 3.1 is out! 🎉

Among other things, bookmarks, admin announcements with emoji reactions, improvements to mod tools and loads of other fixes!

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Expats, those who have left their home towns, travelers and freaks are especially welcome.