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spider plant, spider plant

does whatever a spider can't

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starting to realize that when I run out of spoons, it's often because I am inadvertently running a fucking Spoon Library, with 80% of the stock checked out to others at any given moment... and no overdue fees.

this plane smells so convincingly of wet cat food that every time the little kid in the back talks about their seatbelt I think it's a meow

I didn't get to see the blood moon because I was in snowy Iceland, but I did get to go through passport control and answer the question "How long are you staying in Berlin?" with "indefinite -- I live there" and a big smile.

beginning the long trip back to Berlin.

ah yes, the famed "University of Jenahad". i'd say that was my first clue that the article had zero fact-checking or editing, but it came AFTER Valens' incredulous "wtf nobody's talking about hamberders!"

also the Trumpian phrase "many blame" in the headline. :(

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boost this toot and i will do absolutely nothing for you whatsoever.

spider plant, spider plant

does whatever a spider can't

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I would die for the little mouse that sells hats in stardew valley

hey spanner peeps, i'm getting ready to move spanner to a new server. i didn't see any response to my previous posts, and indeed no posts from local users for a while now, so i will presume this changeover will go unnoticed :)

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That's the sound of the men
Workin' on the Markov chain gang
All day long the sound of the men work right hear them moanin' their
Live me water, I'm thir lives away
Then working on the chain ga-a-ang
That's the sound byways
And wearing, wearing
That's the men working of the
Men working on the me watere
That's the sound byways
All day long the-ere
That's the sound of the men
Working on the highways so hard
Give men workingin'

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I really care about privacy, that's why I use linux, I won't use gmail, and I have never had a facebook account.
Oh, my home interface? I have an alexa and smart meter with apps running everything..

sickness and exhaustion so vastly increase my appreciation for this couch

my throat hurts and my tummy's all weird and I just wanna sleep

spanner peeps: I'm going to aim to reinstall spanner this evening or tomorrow. more specific timing to come. I will scrupulously make backups and will try to pick a time of low activity. I anticipate maximum one hour of downtime.

HMU with any questions

is there a guide for migrating your masto instance's data to a newly installed server? or, asked another way, do I need to bring anything with me besides the database dump?

@Gargron @nolan

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you haven;t been to the shoulder of orion? i bet u don't even know what a c-beam looks like lmao get rekt

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