Pinned toot

DuckDuckGo
I love you so
you show me things I want to know
you help me make my way round town
and every week I burn you down

Pinned toot
Pinned toot

spider plant, spider plant

does whatever a spider can't

Pinned toot

starting to realize that when I run out of spoons, it's often because I am inadvertently running a fucking Spoon Library, with 80% of the stock checked out to others at any given moment... and no overdue fees.

i slept 11 hours last night and ate three cheeseburgers of my own making for "lunch" (late afternoon). my entire everything is out of whack.

now it's 9pm/21:00 and i want to go out and... what? ride my bike in tight circles? get into a fistfight? i have NO idea what is in my own heart

gah

dunno if it's my internet provider, wireless or Nintendo's European servers, but even after updating my DNS i can't get my airport gates to stay open! :(

I've never liked gaming online because so many humans are awful. now that Animal Crossing has seduced me, I'm actually looking into what other games I have (and I have many) where I could game online.

is this a terrible idea

also noted that for the first time the sun actually touched the outside wall of this nw-facing apt at about 16:00 today, and it's just barely past the equinox. that's seriously so exciting!

Show thread

cleaned the surfaces of my tiny balcony for my first time since living here (6mo) and probably for the first time in 3 years. it's like a different world out there. going to be precious during this coming housebound period.

guess i'll watch all them shooting stars alone. lovely stuff

i am a random person you only know from the internet. would you like to visit my island?

i guess the profound weekend tiredness has turned into some kind of weird resigned emotionless state? hashtag animal crossing

I would enjoy being able to buy a flimsy axe or shovel. that is all.

should anyone wish to visit my southern hemisphere island of Sweet Egg, DM me!

Lovecraft may be a racist piece of shit but the other thing that really comes through when you read his writing is an all-consuming, bed-shitting terror of fish, and that's the only valid thing about him.

my island in is in the southern hemisphere, because i am an escapist. i had nothing to do today so Mr. Nook is already planning to start building my green-roofed house tomorrow.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE AIRPORT TO OPEN TOMORROW

jeez

Show more
Spanner Works

Expats, those who have left their home towns, travelers and freaks are especially welcome.