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a guide to types of women 

hair cut, existential, request for feedback 

hair cut, existential, request for feedback 

hair cut, existential, request for feedback 

death, grandparents 

death, grandparents 

death, grandparents 

death, grandparents 

politics 

As a period-having woman, I always expected it to smell fishy. It actually smells more like mushrooms.

Does that make me a bog witch instead of a mermaid or sea witch?

Because this Appalachian-born back woods woman is totally ok with that.

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At dinner tonight, I kept dropping my napkin and couldn't pick it up because I'd eaten too much and my arms were too short to make up the difference.

This is now the seventh book in my autobiography series.
Title : I Can't Reach
Subtitle : I ate too much and my arms are too short
Format : Audio book (consisting solely of me going "enh... enh... enh..." as I can't reach, and "hup!" as I jump to look in taller cupboards)

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

@datn I guess it just appears to be a pointless bot posting random sentences. I've put in my profile now, so hopefully this won't happen again. -_^

Also an excellent visualization of what my brain decided to do to me today. Yay.

JACK O'SPLATTERN - It's clearly not October anymore.
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Image description : A large pumpkin has been smashed across the pavement, seeds scattered all around. Several pieces have impressive black mold growth.
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I've been without internet since we moved in five days ago, so if I missed anything important please message me!
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The first of many posts from Livermore, CA! (4 photos)
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Image descriptions :
1. Close-up of a leaf imprint in cement.
2. Close-up of a droplet (sap) on cement.
3. View of road with full bike lanes and parking on both sides.
4. Chalk drawings on the sidewalk access ramp with my shadow.

People are terrified of women's sexuality that's why sexy Halloween costumes are popular.

Postcards from the west coast of Michigan (6 photos). Part 2.
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5. Two calico cats curled up the same way on a turquoise blanket.
6. Dark waves under a brilliant orange sunset with no clouds.

Postcards from the west coast of Michigan (6 photos). Part 1.
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1. Bell's Brewery barrel hanging from a vintage brick tower over the railroad crossing.
2. Leaves, feathers, flower petals, and other beach detritus at the high-tide line.
3. Wider shot of a beach and waves (no salt, no sharks!) on a cloudy day.
4. Fall leaves on a sandy path through the woods.
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